Mr. Rudeness: I was so conflicted that I started blowing my lines! And Angelina loved it!
Ivan: Um... Butch here is a conna... a conna... um... I forget what kinda sewer he said he was... but he's the kinda sewer that eats the cheese that the moths have gotten into!
Butch: GRRRR!!!
Angelina: HA HA HA!!!
The ADVENTURES of
MR. RUDENESS
MR. RUDENESS
"RUDE MEMORIES"
- EPISODE III
PAGE TWO
Mr. Rudeness: I was blowing it and I couldn't stop myself. I could smell the stinch of Butch's indignation!!!
Mr. Rudeness: Well what business does a mob family have living in a town named Happy-niceville?
Ivan: Butch is handsome for such an ugly guy! NO! What I meant to say is... he's not as ugly as he looks!
Butch: KILL!!!
Angelina: HA HA HA!!! You're cute!
Mr. Rudeness: I was insulting Butch and Angelina thought I was cute!!! That was all it took. The dam burst open and years of suppressed rudeness began to gush out!
Ivan: But seriously, I shouldn't say that Butch is ugly... actually his defining characteristic is his stupidity!
Angelina: HA HA HA!!!
Ivan: Besides, he can't get a girlfriend!
Mr. Rudeness: That night in a dark back alley, Butch beat me nearly to death! But I didn't feel any pain! The only thing that I felt at that time was love for Angelina!
Donnie, Clyde and Bunny: Aaaahhhhh!!!
Bunny: How sweet!!!